2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
2. I’d make my mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s mom like me.
What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What’s the difference between mums and dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but Mums have all the real power cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
FELL FREE TO PASS THIS ALONG TO ANY MOTHER NEEDING A GOOD LAUGH
Loved it! 🙂 Thanks for sharing. God Bless, SR
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Happy Mothers Day!
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thank-you so much!
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Love, love, love this!!!
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hip, hip horray!
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LOL! This is great! I have to ask my daughter to answer these tomorrow just to see what she comes up with!
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LOL
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Happy Mother’s Day! 😀
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hahaha..that’s funny!!!
love it!
happy mother’s day to you!
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Good-, I made the holy, comic artist laugh
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“…and one dab of mean.” Love it!
Thanks for sharing – Happy Mother’s Day to you!
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precious, isn’t
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She pays bills all day long? I love that. Happy Mothers Day Melanie.
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ditto my friend
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SO CUTE!!! Your blog’s amazing 🙂
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and YOU have interesting insights+ great writing on yours!!
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Awww that’s really sweet for you to say. Thank you! 🙂
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Awesome Post. I Laughed and Laughed, Smiled and Read Some of it to My Wife. lol..
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On Wed, May 15, 2013 at 2:24 PM, motherofnine9
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God bless our mummies :)….http://justmikemon.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/mothers-day-reflections/
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YES
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hehehe this is so hilarious and good 😉
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you just made my day
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