Now this Operation DDDD Chicken Day had to be planned and manned by at least 6 kids plus myself. It took a few years to perfect our plan of attack on the cowering mass of chicken chickens. Nothing is more frustrating than catching a bird, while trying to herd out a couple more, only to loose all three. You must understand that we are talking about 175 meat birds, bred to eat voraciously . Our final method involved at least one or two children outside, preventing a mass retreat back into the chicken coop and also prevent clustering around the door. Basically it was a crowd control issue.
Inside four kids shoof and stretched out hug sheets of plastic to herd the birds in the direction of the hatch and I grabbed them one by one and pushed or threw them out the door. You cannot possibly imagine how many Ducked, Deeked, Dodged and Dived out of our hands. In frustration we often would try to grab two birds but trust me folks,
I suddenly imagined chickens going “BAWWWWKKKK!!!!” while I was reading this, Ms. Juneau. Freaking nuts!
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that is exactly what they do!!
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How fun! I bet you’re all laughing while you’re working, huh? ^_^
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laughing together is better than complaining to a chicken
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Oh yes it is! 🙂
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🙂
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Chicken chickens! Hahahaha, (laughing). I don’t think I can forget that one. (Smiling.)
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smiling as well
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