Guinea Pig’s Household Chore

No able-bodied human or animal would live in my house without contributing in some way to our household

Our pet guinea pig pushed his luck one day when I discovered why Guinea pigs are called PIGS. It is because they eat just like real pigs that’s why.

I was losing patience with ours; every time I opened the fridge that little rodent would squeak like crazy, begging for another vegetable.

One day, I marched out into our garden and pulled out an entire stalk of broccoli and stuffed it the guinea pig’s cage. I stuffed the entire cage with greens, mini broccoli and a thick, fibrous stalk. The wire door didn’t even close completely.

The next morning the entire plant was gone, only a few tough, stringy fibers left. When I opened the fridge door, that guinea pig started squeaking for food once more. I couldn’t believe it; his stomach should have burst open.

Then I made a decision.

No able-bodied human or animal would live in my house without contributing in some way to our household. I decided that this particular animal was going to trim the grass around the house. I gathered the oldest four kids together and explained that we were taking the bottom off the cage and placing it right beside the house where there were no gardens. Every few hours, someone would move the cage.

It was a brilliant idea.

The kids thought it was hilarious that a guinea pig would have a household chore and I was quite pleased to have a little more peace in the kitchen.

However, I forgot to consider that we lived in the country.

Foxes, coyotes, wolves and even owls love to snack on rodents. One morning the cage was knocked over and all that was left of this little guinea pig was his gizzard. David was sure that it was no ordinary predator that had attacked our guinea pig. No, it was a big, black bear and he knew that to be a fact because he could see,

“the big, bloody, footprints down the lane!”

22 thoughts on “Guinea Pig’s Household Chore

  1. Oh geez … I feel a little bad that as awful as the ending is I’m still snickering about you giving the guinea pig a chore. I’m looking at ours now going, “Hey! Why didn’t I think of that?!” I’ll be sure to bring them in at night …


      1. I agree! I can’t believe it never occurred to me, we have two and opening the fridge … yipes what a racket. I bet they’d love it really.


  2. Sorry to hear of the loss, but I’m with you – as the team master said to the folks in the wagon at the bottom of the hill
    “Everyone out! Them that’s traveling on with us, push – those we leavin’ behind, do as you please”


      1. That’s why I get paid the big bucks…
        Speaking of which, we can work out payment details later. I accept check, money order, bribes, credit card, cash, kickbacks, exchanges, trades, etc…


  3. In Peru, you would not have a hard time finding a “chore” for a guinea pig. They’re delicacies and adorn many a plate as food. Especially if one had been stuffed the way yours was before he died with so much food!


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